【英语小笑话大全初二水平】 英语小笑话大全

　　笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编整理了初二水平英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　初二水平英语小笑话篇一

　　what do I get

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

　　汤米：四块。

　　老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

　　汤米：汉堡。

　　初二水平英语小笑话篇二

　　Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!

　　她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢!我们什么也没留下!

　　初二水平英语小笑话篇三

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

　　男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

　　酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"

　　
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