【有趣的英文小笑话】有趣笑话

　　笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编整理了有趣的英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　有趣的英文小笑话篇一

　　Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?

　　老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课?

　　Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

　　杰克：老师，我正在听课呀!

　　Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.

　　老师：如果你刚才在听课，那告诉我刚才我说的什么。

　　Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening

　　杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听课?”

　　有趣的英文小笑话篇二

　　Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to hisusual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to saywhat is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left.

　　一位记者要去北极访问100只企鹅.。他就问第一只企鹅他平时的兴趣是什么。第一只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。 记者疑惑的问说什么是打豆豆啊?那只企鹅没说什么就走了。

　　The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguinsusually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how isplaying? Reporters and thinking to himself.

　　那位记者想：好吧，不讲就不讲。他又访问第二只企鹅它平时的兴趣是什么。第二只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?记者在心里嘀咕着。

　　One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins are“eating, sleeping, playing Peas.” Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: “how do you do not playPeas?” 100 penguins: “Because I’m Peas ah.”

　　接二连三的从访问第一只企鹅到第99只企鹅它们平时的兴 趣都是“吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆”。直到第100只企鹅。记者问他说你平时的兴趣是什么? 第100只企鹅：吃饭、睡觉。 记者觉得很奇怪，便问它：“你怎么不打豆豆呢?” 第100只企鹅：“因为我就是豆豆啊。”

　　有趣的英文小笑话篇三

　　If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want ahug, I'll be your pillow.

　　如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。

　　If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait for your salary.

　　如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧!

　　
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