50个英语笑话爆笑超短
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Mississippian
A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the firedepartment and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Movie Groups
Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Tire Tracks
How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear.
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Break In The Bride
A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.
"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"
"Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it.
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Peanut
Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer?
Because it dilates.
超短爆笑英文小笑话：Flea... Can You Hear Me?
A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"
The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.
"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.
Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his legs cut off, the flea became deaf."
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Redneck at the beach
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one.
But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested.
Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy lying on the beach who is surrounded byadoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been trying to meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these women. What do they want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck, and off he goes to the store.
He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again," he says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I still haven't been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach.
Up and down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look at him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to the Frenchman.
"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"