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　　冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。下面是小编精心收集的有关经典英语小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　有关经典英语小笑话篇一

　　Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.

　　两个邻居在后院隔着栅聊柳天。一个问:“你知道我妻子在电视上开始主持烹饪节目了吗?”

　　" Really?" replied the other fellow.”That's terrific!What's the show called?"

　　“真的吗?”另一个说，“那可太棒了，那个节目叫什么名字?”

　　"That's Inedible. "

　　“不能食用的东西。”

　　有关经典英语小笑话篇二

　　Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.

　　两个邻居在后院隔着栅聊柳天。一个问:“你知道我妻子在电视上开始主持烹饪节目了吗?”

　　" Really?" replied the other fellow.”That's terrific!What's the show called?"

　　“真的吗?”另一个说，“那可太棒了，那个节目叫什么名字?”

　　"That's Inedible. "

　　“不能食用的东西。”

　　有关经典英语小笑话篇三

　　"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one. "

　　“只需挥一下笔刷，”美术老师站在国家美术馆前对他的学生说，“宙华理诺思就能把一张微笑的脸变成一幅长满皱纹的脸。”

　　" That's nothing，“said one small boy.”So can my mother."

　　一名男生说:“那有什么，我妈妈也能做得到。”

　　有关经典英语小笑话篇四

　　A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations，offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”

　　教堂活动中有个项目是为穷人捐钱买食物。一次一位牧师在请求公众捐资时，镇上一名拥有一个沙龙和几个赌场的赌场老板捐了五百块钱。“你不该接受他的钱。”一位名声很

　　坏的收师对那位牧师说，“那钱是魔鬼的钱。

　　"Well，brother，"said the preacher，cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case，the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”

　　“澳，我说兄弟，”高兴地收了捐赠的牧师说:“要是那样的话，魔鬼的手印一定还在这钱上，现在咱们就看看上帝会怎样来对什它吧!”

　　
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